May I also extend the clammy hand of friendship, alexc - welcome to our humble home, please take your shoes off and leave the bathroom window open if need be, there's a good chap.
Regardless of whether you have doctored the top 10, created 57 aliases or wipe your boogers under your car seat, you won't get your stuff published in these parts if it has appeared elsewhere. You have clearly got the talent - write us some alexc originals so we can get you on our far superior website.
A few pointers if you are indeed new - don't let Oxy hit on you, Rikkor upset you or anyone prefixed by Ram offend you. Enjoy your stay xx