Aggressive atheist Dawkins prompted fears of growing dementia as he began a unwarranted attack on the much loved mystic cult leader and children's programme star, Bod.
"There is no evidence that the events in the Bod-Sea-Scrolls actually happened" asserts Dawkins.
"The Gospels of Frank, Flo, Copper and Barleymow may all cover the feast of the last milkshake in great detail, but what I don't understand is how the squirrels knew it was going to be Strawberry flavour? Saying "it's a miracle" just doesn't cover it. And how the hell did rodents learn to play a trumpet? This is the kind of dangerous unscientific nonsense that stops people from becoming self-loving arrogant humourless pedants, like me.
Bod Cult members, protesting in London tomorrow, and certain of the Rapture prophesied for his return, are erecting banners reading "Here comes Bod... again"