Italian police, together with Interpol, unspecified national security forces and the mysterious Church Police, have today announced the discovery of a major international crime organisation.
The police have suspected a link between numerous crimes worldwide, including a paedophile ring, banking irregularities, psychological threats, punishments and religious hatred. This organisation also has a history of discrimination against women and homosexuality, and has a historical association with extreme nationalist organisations in Germany, Italy and Ireland. There are also connections with the various mafiosa organisations in Italy and elsewhere.
The name of the organisation has also been revealed as SPECTRE, which apparently stands for: Sex discrimination, Paedophilia, Extorsion, Condom refusal, Terrorism, Religious hatred and Eternal Damnation.
The police have refused to comment on whether they are near to arresting SPECTRE's leader.