The Pope is to be awarded an Oscar following his brilliant portrayal of a slightly doddery old man during his recent visit to Britain. His constant need to knap and his utter bewilderment at the suggestion that he might be the leader of the worlds largest paedophile ring were the crowning glory of the performance said the Head of the BBC Fawning Department Mr I Dowhatyousay.
The Pope is normally to be found in his own private part of Italy planning death and misery for the worlds population.