Hundreds of people elected to the Welsh Assembly could be slaughtered under controversial plans to halt the spread of Political BS that is now raging out of control throughout parts of Wales
Although politicians are protected under EU regulations, it is agreed that a partial lifting of the ban would allow badgers to cull any infected Assembly member found wandering on their land
‘Halting the cull would be cruel, unfair and unnecessary’ said badgers living on a farm in Pontypridd ‘something needs to be done right now’.
Although once looked upon as a scavaging nuisance but essentially a harmless creature, the Welsh politician is now looked upon as a vermin that spreads misery and despair wherever it goes.
Badgers insist that Assembly numbers have grown at an alarming rate since their introduction in 1998 and need to be greatly reduced if the wider population is not to become infected with the terrible disease. At one time Assembly members were almost entirely nocturnal creatures of the night but are now a common sight in the corridors of power from Cardiff to Caernarvon during daylight hours.
A previous attempt to stop the spread of Political BS in Wales met with limited success last year but if this latest campaign is given the green light then we can expect to see a cull of politicians and faceless civil servants throughout all parts of the UK in the near future
‘Political BS is wrecking the lives of many people who rely on honesty and truth for their livelihood’ said the badgers ‘a cull can’t come soon enough for us’.
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