Tree Huggers the over 18 love club for lonely people who want to meet trees.....
If youd like to meet a tree in your erea we have thousands just standing around waiting to meet someone just like you,heres what some of our members have to say about their experiences at Tree Huggers.
Sally 45 from Essex.I was very lonely till I went online and joined Tree Huggers,it wasnt long till I met Stanley a lonely oak tree at my local park,weve been together for over 3 months now and are engaged to be married this xmas,hes my rock as well as my tree.
Tom 87 from Sussex.Oh what can I say since losing my first wife to Dutch elm disease I thought Id never meet another like her,but I did at Tree Huggers,I met Rose a young vibrant weeping willow down by the village pond,everyday if the weathers nice I take me deckchair and a flask of tea and sit and read to Rose,Mills and Boon mainly,and we have a good old weep together till the sun goes down,brings out the old romantic in me.........by golly it does.
Shirley 38 from Bristol.Im overweight you see 58 stone,I found it hard to find anyone except Sumo wrestlers and I thought Well Shirl you fat bastard thats your lot youll never find love again,but I did at Tree Huggers.Now Im going out with a Chestnut tree on the roundabout at Staples corner,I hug him till all day,and were moving in together Im building a tree house right up in his manly big branches so I can fondle his nuts,Im so in love,so happy with my Stan,and his two young tearaway saplings.
Dick 76 from Chelmsford.Cooorrrrrrhhh you orta see my bit of stuff thin as a twig just how I like em,and the funny thing is I used to pass her on the way to the shops but didnt have the courage to say hello,but when I joined Tree Huggers everything changed,now Im in the bushes with Davinia every day a romping and a hugging,I feel like a youg man all over again.
I was lonely till I joined
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Tree Huggers the over 18 love club for lonely people who want to meet trees.....Posted 5 years ago #
I'd recommend to anyone to check out their local branchPosted 5 years ago #
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