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New Prophet arrives proclaiming all religion is bull shit
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Sinnick
offlineMemberI've already said as much.
Don't tell me, this prophet had visions in the wilderness. Don't they all !
Perhaps, if I went off into the wilds of Cheshire for a while, surviving only on cheap takeaways, bottled water, and an ID book of mushrooms, then I could come back offering visions of how the world should be run. I'd be in charge of course, and make my followers wear weird clothes to cover up their knees - I'm not concerned about the other bits, just the knees. We could all live happily ever after in extravagant buildings built by poor people.
Maybe, NB should start a new religion based on sarcasm. I'd buy into that - for a little profit of course.
[I'm writing this with a large ad for Scientology on the page]
I'm going for a lie down now.
Posted 2 years ago #
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