1. What is the meaning of life?
It's a count of how many chances you get to completing the current level before you have to start again from the beginning. You must have played something like this before, surely?
2. Is there a God?
Yeah, it's a bitch to beat him at the end of level 15, but if you run around behind the rock every time his hand moves to 'smite', you can avoid the blast and then just keep shooting his left eye until his head explodes. Watch out for the goo from the explosion though, cos it eats through your armor and you need that at the start of level 16.
3. Do blondes have more fun?
I don't think the colour of your hair changes how much you enjoy playing it, tho having darker hair helps with reflections off the screen. Which magazine did you say this was gonna be in?
4. What is the best diet?
Coke, for sure. I did try drinking 'Mountain Dew' for a while, but it gave me the shits.
5. Is there anybody out there?
You're not supposed to be able to get through the walls like that, it must be a bug - show me how you did that again? It's cool!
6. Who is the most famous person in the world?
Errm, well there is this caricature of Hitler in a photo frame in level 3 - does he count?
7. What is love?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... how did you know I was listening to that?
8. What is the secret to happiness?
Errm, well your guy is happiest when his health is full and he has the better 'gold' armor, but ... these are really odd questions. Are you sure you're going to publish all these?
9. Did Tony Soprano die?
I dunno, I guess I've not got to that bit yet.
10. How long will I live?
It depends how good you are. I know some people who've managed to complete the whole thing with only the one life, but I can't do it - I keep saving where I've got to cos I need several goes to get past most of the tricky bits. Are you going to pay me for this?