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And now, it's time to speak
And so I face, this Coalition
My friends I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, with Dave's permission
I've lied to get my job
I've sold out all along the by way
But more, much more than this
I did it thy way
Regrets, I've not had one
No troubled nights, to sleep I'm able
I've done, what I had to do
Despite the threats from Vincent Cable
I planned each charted course
I trod on all that stood in my way
And Dave, my lovely Dave,
I did it thy way.
And now that I'm in power
But not allowed to make decisions
Lib Dems, I'll say it clear
I now believe in coalitions
I've lived a lie that's full
I've sold myself for power and glory
And more, much more than this
I'm now a Tory
Regrets I've had a few
But then again I've still shagged thirty
I did what I had to do
Give it a rest and don't get shirty
I've changed each charted course
I've ripped apart the whole caboodle
And more, much more than this
I'm Davey's poodle
Yes there were elections I'm sure you knew
When it was just a race for the big two
But through it all when there was doubt
I came in third and then sold out. I faked it all
Do bugger all and do what Dave says
You vote, we fought and tried
We've had our fill, our share of losing
And now as support subsides
I find it all so confusing
You think I've been a twat
And now you say, you won't vote for me
Oh no, won't vote for me
I'm now a Tory
For what is a party, what has it got
If not the balls to stop the rot
To say the things no one believes
And just says the words of one who kneels
The record shows credibility goes
And do it Dave's way
Yes it was Dave's way
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