The News of The World have leaked information that known betting patterns were in place for the Pope's speech yesterday.
It claims that betting rings had known that the Pope would speak for exactly 47 minutes at the open air vigil in Hyde Park, include 11 signs of the signs of the crucifix and crucially a stutter on the 433rd word
A Dubai based businessman claims that over £1m more than normal was wagered in visibly dispersed patterns
Usually discreet background personnel at the Vatican have dismissed the claims but have openly admitted that the Pope was "extremely upset" to meet the Queen who greeted him in a grey outfit, as he, personally had several thousand Euro on a jazzier blue outfit.
The Vatican has ordered an enquiry to find that nothing will be amiss