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The smell of patchouli and jammin Reggae replaced the usual antiseptic quiet in Durndel Ward last night, and long into the morning, after overworked surgeons repeatedly issued the wrong kind of "joints" to patients.
Girtie (Roots) Wainwright (bass guitar) slid her reefer to the side and grinned "me knee feel no pain now, man". Whilst Hetty (Beer Me) Archibald (drums) giggled "I and I is on good medicine now, he he he he he he he he he he..."
Betty (Carrot) Crum announced "Jah guide me to walk to the vending machine now, every ten minutes, in fact, but I think it is planning to steal my tartan blanket"
An NHS spokesperson said: "We must find a way of making cuts and maximising patient satisfaction. As soon as we have cut the cocaine and heroin with the right amount of cornflour, and sold it to a new crop of patients-turned-addicts, we will all be happy."