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Unbeliever in Football Stoned To Death By Fundamentalist Footie Fanatics
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Posted 8 months ago #
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Not sure, but I can say "your sister's c***" and "God is shit" in Arabic if either helps.
Some stars for the sentiment, wording needs sharpening a bit.
Posted 8 months ago # -
Not sure, but I can say "your sister's c***" and "God is shit" in Arabic if either helps.
"Footie is shit" might be a good start.
Some stars for the sentiment
Thank you!
wording needs sharpening a bit
Fair enough - suggestions welcome.
Posted 8 months ago # -
Football unbeliever stoned to death by footie fundamentalists ?
World Cup heretic stoned to death by football fundamentalists ?I gave three btw, you've been OSF'd
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It's a good idea for an article but not sure a ticker really does it justice. I'm not volunteering to write it though, as I cannot comprehend why anyone would not want to worship at the high altar of the beautiful game. Or as Danny Baker said, 'Football. Fucking football. Imagine not being into it. Those poor, poor, half-alive bastards.'
One thing though; no-one who is into football ever calls it 'footie'.
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Imagine not being into it. Those poor, poor, half-alive bastards.
That'll be me then. Zero interest.. I'm off to watch pretty girls play tennis for three days in Birmingham.
Posted 8 months ago # -
- work in the reports of almost ubiquitous corruption?
Posted 8 months ago # -
no-one who is into football ever calls it 'footie'.
Oh, good. That makes it even better.
Posted 8 months ago # -
Islamist fanatics seem to use 'infidel' rather than unbeliever so how about
Footie Infidel Stoned by Fan-atics.
Posted 8 months ago # -
Or, an even better title
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Posted 8 months ago # -
Can you be stoned to death by lager cans?
Posted 8 months ago #
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