An interim report has stated that Union leaders may run out of things to moan about by 2012. If leaders keep moaning at their current rate then they'll almost certainly run dry by late October 2012.
Union leaders immediately responded to the report, which now means mean they'll be able to moan until about mid-November 2012.
Union leaders went onto to auto-pilot with one calling for a 'sit in' on the A425 ringroad while another agreed the report could affect jobs and services because everything that ever happens anywhere in the world affects jobs and services. One predicted the report could lead to up to 150,000 job losses and another stated industrial action was inevitable.
Leaders were struggling to contain their anger again, which comes on top of the yesterdays struggle to contain their anger. All concluded the future was bleak and we 'should expect a another winter of discontent'.
"We ain't seen nothing yet. People are very worried and demoralised and are just waiting for things to get worse," said one lone optimistic voice.