The Pope launched FUKaid today to help the UK move from being a third world nation to a first world nation. FUKaid (First United Kingdom)was the brainchild of a Germany's Cardinal Kasper. He dropped the bombshell (nothing new there) at a meeting with the Pontiff prior to his visit to the poverty-stricken UK.
On landing at Heathrow and witnessing the desolation for himself, the Pope made a direct appeal to Ethopia: "Please give what you can. Look into your hearts. You can change lives with just one call, one text or one visit to your local Post Office, Bank or Tescos."
"Somalia - can you hear me. Nigerian princes - release those funds. Haiti - you can make a difference. Afghanistan - hospitals need your drugs. France - you're pathetic. Pakistan - send water"
Cardinal Kasper said he and the other priests hope that this years FUK is the first of many more to come.