The West Wing remake announced
The White House has announced that the popular 90s drama 'The West Wing' is to be remade in an up-to-date format that is going to be...
Lethal injection ‘to be made from locally-sourced ingredients’
The state of Florida confirms all condemned prisoners are now guaranteed a carbon neutral execution with less environmental impact than a...
Hitler may have read Mein Kampf
The Trump government has drawn up a list of radical literature that must be banned or at the very least rendered in crayon so the...
Elon Musk to investigate who blocked Mike Waltz’s toilet
White House officials have said they will set ‘the best technical minds’ they have on investigating an embarrassing blockage in the...
Asterix and Obelix arrested at US border
In a move sure to further inflame transatlantic tension, American immigration officials have arrested Asterix and Obelix after they...
Predictable local government election results
As the local government elections approach, the outcome of which which had been considered uncertain, has now suddenly become much more...
US classification levels explained
Top Secret Includes details such as nuclear launch codes, identities of secret agents, design of fighter jets. Storage : Cardboard boxes...
Actually, we would like a hand-out, says working class
Angela Rayner has been briefing that working class people don’t want hand outs, they just want support to find a job. But the working...
Lib-Dem Party considers changing its name to Unpopulist Party
'We've done our best to avoid pissing people off, and we've consistently opposed Brexit' said a calm, polite, sensible-looking spokesman...
UK's longest tunnel 'sadly' not an escape route
The tunnel was initially pitched as a route to a fabled land of plenty - like Narnia or the Isle of Wight. Now, all optimism of a hasty...
