In a designated educational centre earlier today, James Hunt, 13, used John Hofstadter, 12, as a human shield during a paper-throwing campaign, prompting sanctions by the United Nations.
"Mr. Hunt went in direct violation of the Geneva Convention, constructed in 1949. He ignored a rule of battle, where civilians must be protected at all costs. Mr. Hunt violated that term by directly putting Mr. Hofstadter in the direct line of fire of the opposing side."
Mr. Hunt has been sentenced to twenty consecutive days in a high-security facility guarded by the Geography teacher, Mr. Horton.