As calls to abolish celibacy for priests increase in the wake of the Catholic church pedophile scandal, web companies have reported a sharp increase in website domain name registration with a religious and sexual bias.
Frank Dixon of ICAAN said domain names already sold included kinky-cassocks.com, itsbeentoolong.com and shagapriest.net. Domain name catholicmyknob.net was refused as being offensive but baptisemyballs.net, anointmystick.net, sacramental.org and coptic-copulation.co.uk are already online and have received in excess of 22 million hits.
Many observers have noted priests may be getting excited for no reason however, as news recently emerged that the Vatican had commissioned secret trials of a number of industrial strength chastity tubes. A Vatican spokesman who didn't wish to be named said, "I heard that rumour but a journalist has obviously got hold of the wrong end of the stick."