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bonjonelson
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Quantum Physicists have blamed the recent death of an MI6 agent found stuffed inside a large canvas bag on the investigator who opened the bag.
"While in the bag, the agent was both alive and not alive at the same time. On opening the bag, they collapsed him to a single quantum state, which forced him into a state of permanent deadness."
Sinnick
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Very Bohring.
Schrodinger claims there is no absolute proof he was in the bag in the first place, so it cannot be determined whether opening the bag killed him.
However, another quantum physicist Bragged that since the alleged crime occurred on a Wednesday, the police could wave goodbye to their freedom.
I need a rest ...
4ty2
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I can't believe we missed that headline at the time of cat. sure she was just trying to prove it and the guys had the camera on their wheelie bin just to prove it. Can we fix if for a FP? it could be an MI 12345 conspiracy theory that they were set up to proove schroedinger as a secret mission.
Did they claim if was Erotic Asphyxiation gone wrong or that it was a failed attempt of a whole body condom / misuse of a killer whale condom (apparently the penis can be up to 2.4m long)
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