The email included:
… I have been advised that my letter was delivered to you on plain paper and not our company stationary. At *company name removed* we pride ourselves on our attention to detail …
Impressive I thought.
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The email included:
… I have been advised that my letter was delivered to you on plain paper and not our company stationary. At *company name removed* we pride ourselves on our attention to detail …
Impressive I thought.
Obviously not moving with the times
<looks for coat>
Dear Mr Diamond,
At [name redacted], we pride ourselves on our sense of humour and we were disappointed to learn that you didn’t kill yourself laughing on this occasion. I enclose a voucher for two free stars towards your next customer rating.
Yours truly,
Arthur
Customer Services
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