I'm poor and need the money so these ads were very well timed. Aparently if you really relax it's just like having your bum tickled.
NB ad thread. F**k-it I'll date wealthy men I have no shame.
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Be cautious, though: your personal safety may be threatened if you are cornered into accepting to run errands to Oz and pick up full-body latex suits for weirdo jollies. Wealth bestows power, true, but abuse of power is where having the money to get away with the ugliest abuse really pays off.
I'm surprised NB admin haven't been approached by the pope to do some ads. Maybe soon.
I've hovvered between that and the 'marry a muslim' ad
I'd like a 14 day money back guarantee offer though. It's not like you can check the goods out until they are safely locked up inside your home.
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