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NB ad thread. F**k-it I'll date wealthy men I have no shame.

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MADJEZ

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I'm poor and need the money so these ads were very well timed. Aparently if you really relax it's just like having your bum tickled.

Posted 2 years ago #
Hunter F. Thompson

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Be cautious, though: your personal safety may be threatened if you are cornered into accepting to run errands to Oz and pick up full-body latex suits for weirdo jollies. Wealth bestows power, true, but abuse of power is where having the money to get away with the ugliest abuse really pays off.

Posted 2 years ago #
Sinnick

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I'm surprised NB admin haven't been approached by the pope to do some ads. Maybe soon.

Posted 2 years ago #
IABP

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I've hovvered between that and the 'marry a muslim' ad

I'd like a 14 day money back guarantee offer though. It's not like you can check the goods out until they are safely locked up inside your home.

Posted 2 years ago #

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