After a televised speech to the world at 23.05 GMT, Pastor Jones admitted to failing high-school R.E., Geography, Politics, and English.
Jones was first caught out when he said 'the mosque on ground zero', even though the mosque is several hundred metres away, which prompted Reuters to look up his Geography results and found an F.
Also, his terrible Public Speaking skills were so terrible, he was told to stop by several key American figures, including Sarah Palin and Obama. The Mosque is also part of a larger recreation facility, including a pool, a cineplex, and shops, and would bring in several hundred-thousand dollars back into Lower Manhattan. This shows he failed another part of P.S. - finding evidence and facts to back up points.
Reuters also found he failed R.E. (Religious Education), as he does not know the ideas expressed in the Bible of co-dependence with fellow men - regardless of creed, religion, etc., - a thing he disregards by attempting to burn the Koran.
"Jones at school," recalls a teacher, now in his 80s, "he never studied much. Said that the word of god taught him all, and that the glory of the lord will give him good grades, like he did when he said the lord told him the mosque would be moved. Well, the grade thing... that never worked out. Second time, lucky, I hope not."
Reuters did find out that Jones did get a D in Science, due to the fact he didn't make notes on the evolution part of the syllabus, but did get an B in Woodwork, 'except he did make bonfires out of his work and set fire to certain books' reads a report.