How about 'Paris Hilton wants to marry Wayne Rooney' instead?
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'Paris Hilton had special place for hiding drugs' Maybe this is news, maybe not.
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Posted 2 years ago #
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maybe she should have used it the dozy cow
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She tried to say she thought it was gum.
The judge said she must have known the difference as it isn't the first time she's had a wrigley in her mouth.Posted 2 years ago # -
You could be right the guy was a bit of a worm ,but in the ned it was all good for the whoress
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