Criminals paid to work from home, self convict, and incarcerate in own basement
'Due to a gross mismanagement of UK prisons through haemorrhaging taxpayer money into private security firms to cut every corner they can...
'Gay penguins stole our election' claim Republicans
Nothing says 'bad loser' like a defeated Republican. That's why the Party of racist misogyny has already got its gay penguin ducks in a...
New Austerity is going to be so much cooler than old Austerity
The Chancellor reassured the nation that her reboot of the George Osborne franchise will be sexier than ever and that her gruel will be...
Texas to Bus Migrants to Venus
Texas Governor Greg Abbott has vowed to begin busing immigrants crossing into the American state to Venus, the second planet from the...
Slowly lowered banner of Liz Truss causes lettuce to flounce off stage
A lettuce attempting to promote its vacuous new book 10 Days 'Til The Rocket Goes Off was rudely mocked when a banner of Liz Truss...
Satirist still thinks Liz Truss is Prime Minister
Three PMs and ten lettuces too late, comedians have decided now is the time to lampoon the UK's least impressive idiot-in-chief. Pointing...
Ukraine decide to swap Crimea for Moscow - for now
Ukrainian forces are signalling that they are pausing the liberation of Crimea for the time being. They have decided that it might make...
ASLEF rejects offer of moon because 'stick not fancy enough'
The trade union which represents eastern train drivers is not satisfied, continuing to threaten an escalation in strike action.
Starmer to put Iranian President 'in sleeper hold' - correction 'to sleep'
Iran might be about to take drastic action against Israel - Keir Starmer has been deputised to phone Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian.
Two Tier Keir actually contains multitudes
Keir Starmer was recently voted the man most likely to be a regional manager for a medium sized logistics company