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   Al OPecia
   

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   It had to be done Newsdesk.

   Posted 6 months ago #

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   oshaughnessy
   

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   Lots of aeroplanes for sale. Big ones, little ones, you name it. Will throw in a shit load of processed food, 378,000 pairs of wanky headphones, 25000 assorted size red jackets and 17 tons of flea-infested blankets (would suit freshly rescued migrants). All reasonable offers to Richard at Box No. 747.

   Posted 4 months ago #

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   NHS
   

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   EXCESS PROSTATE TISSUE. Guaranteed non-cancerous. Would swap for course of IVF treatment. Apply to the NewsBiscuit visitors' shop.

   Posted 4 months ago #

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   deceangli
   

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   NHS - we're a bunch of middle aged men. How likely is it that we need any more prostate tissue?

   Posted 4 months ago #

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   oshaughnessy
   

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   MUST GO. Rare limited edition job lot of 71 million red baseball hats. The perfect accessory for the crackpot conspiracy theorist wanker in your life. Embossed with the legend MAGA. Sell by date 20.01.21. Offers to Don, @ 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue (personal callers welcome).

   Posted 2 months ago #

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   SteveB
   

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   Special offer on football formations: 4 for 2.

   Posted 2 months ago #

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   Sir Lupus
   

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   CARDBOARD BOX, containing assorted post-it notes, 2 empty biros, 3 totally brilliant revolutionary ideas, and a career in government. Used once for media stunt. Mates didn't want it so I was going to throw it away, like the North of England, but thought I'd see if the general public are suckers enough to buy it. Old habits die hard. Offers to DC, Whitehall.

   Posted 2 months ago #

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