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   Al OPecia
   

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   It had to be done Newsdesk.

   Posted 2 months ago #

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   oshaughnessy
   

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   Lots of aeroplanes for sale. Big ones, little ones, you name it. Will throw in a shit load of processed food, 378,000 pairs of wanky headphones, 25000 assorted size red jackets and 17 tons of flea-infested blankets (would suit freshly rescued migrants). All reasonable offers to Richard at Box No. 747.

   Posted 3 weeks ago #

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   NHS
   

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   EXCESS PROSTATE TISSUE. Guaranteed non-cancerous. Would swap for course of IVF treatment. Apply to the NewsBiscuit visitors' shop.

   Posted 2 weeks ago #

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   deceangli
   

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   NHS - we're a bunch of middle aged men. How likely is it that we need any more prostate tissue?

   Posted 2 weeks ago #

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