Collection of Liberal manifestos dating back decades. As new, completely unused.
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Posted 3 years ago #
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One box of suspiciously crispy glace fruits with 'enjoy-by' date discretely torn off the label. Probably re-gifted from last Christmas. Bastards.
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Set of five stars, unused, declined by modest NB writer. Box 119114.
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Eleven sets of cricketing whites, worn once. Former wearers now travelling in disguise. Buyer collects, Australia.
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Cabinet, little use but some marks. Box No 10.
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Set of five stars, unused, still in original packaging, unwanted Christmas present.
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Return half of first-class ticket to Monaco. Ask for Philip Green, Box 404.
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Major shareholding in plastic bags factory. Going cheap. Apply to Box 402.
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Full set steak knives. Used only once with cauliflower. The Vegan Society, Box 899
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Mis-sold PPI? Don't call us, we'll call you.
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Guaranteed healthy livers for transplant. UK’s leading brand. Contact Mr. SB at NewsBiscuit Box 451.
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HOLE FOR SHIT - Made of bloated orange-
coloured flesh. Comes with attached synthetic-
fibre mat attached in case of spillage. Box US8Posted 3 years ago # -
Scammer seeks government contracts before going into administration. Box 530 NewsBiscuit.
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Ten bags of cement (two part-used), 652 bricks, £50 ONO. Buyer to collect from Carillion site. Will chuck in office in Wolverhampton for free. Box 531 NewsBiscuit
Posted 3 years ago # -
Surplus John O’Farrell merchandise for sale. Assorted titles. Best wholesale prices. Minimum order 12 dozen. Would exchange for clean copy of The Joy of Sex. Apply Box 400 NewsBiscuit.
Posted 2 years ago # -
CABINET OFFICE available. Choice of 22. Would exchange for flattering write-up in Private Eye. Send spouse and offspring to Box 204 NewsBiscuit.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Four Writer of the Month credits available. Would swap for a laugh. Box 403 NewsBiscuit.
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Writer of the Month One-Star Mugs. £9.95 per dozen. Cash only. Apply Box 404, NewsBiscuit.
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Little black dresses with matching undies, slightly stained, dry clean only, choice of sizes, Box 101 NewsBiscuit.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Sorry, sold out.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Apple II for sale. Would suit anyone currently using a Windows system. Apply Box 408, NewsBiscuit.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Get Out Of Jail Free card. £200 o.n.o. Would exchange for Park Lane.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Gently used gelding harness.
Don't ask.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Shedload of unused first and second-class stamps dating back to 1968, including many special editions. Offers invited in excess of £725,000.
P&P extra.
Apply NewsBiscuit Box 617.
Posted 10 months ago # -
500 surgical masks, unused, not now required, maybe, er, lets give it another week or so...
Posted 10 months ago # -
Vegan UK History Book, missing entry on Francis Bacon. Box 419, Newsbiscuit
Posted 10 months ago # -
Hyphen for sale. Unexpectedly back on the market. Family heirloom. Pristine condition - occasional, around the house use only. All reasonable offers considered. Contact Rebecca at Newsbiscuit, Box 666
Posted 10 months ago # -
Love for sale
Appetising young love for sale
Love that's fresh and still unspoiled
Love that's only slightly soiled
Love for sale
Who will buy?
Who would like to sample my supply?
Who's prepared to pay the price,
For a trip to paradise?
Love for sale.Special two-for-one offer while the urge lasts.
Posted 10 months ago #
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