The Science world has been thrown into turmoil by the recent much publicised spat between astro-physicist Dr Stephen Hawking and evolutionary biologist Dr Richard Dawkins.
A tit-for-tat press battle between the two behemoths of science has resulted in "my godlessness is better than your godlessnes" verbal sparring battles between the two.
A disgruntled Dawkins said "who does he think he his - trying to jump on my media band wagon questioning the existince of an omnipotent deity, he stits there smugly churning out mathmatically worked out conclusions that creation has no place for god, who does he think he is?"
Dr Hawkings has subsequently responded in rap.
"God ain't got no place in creation, I thak the stars that Richard and I ain't no relation, Snizzle on the bizzle. Flip mode"