'Sonia', 48, - a pseudonym, but the old slapper's real age - has been expelled from the English League of Prostitutes on a charge of bringing 'The Game' into disrepute. The incident is the result of lurid tabloid allegations that she took £1200 for a session of sex from a client who was incapable of rational judgement. This is in contravention of the League's strict rules which outlaw taking advantage of those 'less than capable'. Sonia's alleged client was an ugly overpaid England International footballer who didn't get his request for an injunction about his private life to his lawyer in time, unlike the rest of his sex mad team mates under the strict authoritarian moral guardian England Team Manager Fabio Capello. This, according to The League, rendered him effectively really thick and ugly, and no self respecting street walker should touch a dog like that with a barge pole. 'It also probably explains why Rooney played shit at the World Cup' explained Filthy Fiona, the League's Chair - or Bike, as she is known.
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Prostitute kicked out of English League for bringing 'The Game' into disrepute
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