Scientist Spontaneously Unveils New Invisibility Cloak in Women’s Changing Room
Derek Trudwell, a Scientist from the National Centre For Invisibility today revealed the latest breakthrough in invisibility technology in a secretive and impromptu ceremony. The launch was held in the changing room of lingerie shop La Senza and was attended only by 19 year old gymnast Anallise Petit. Ms Petit said of the event “Its was incredible the way he did it, all I could see at first was an elbow, rhythmically disappearing then reappearing. But as I went closer to investigate I think he got worried that it wasn’t quite ready or something, because all I could hear was “oh shit, shit, shit” then it just kind of fell off him.” She added “I’m not sure its ready for the public yet though, it seemed to be leaking”.