for a bad case of the crabs . . .
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for a bad case of the crabs . . .
There is no way you'd be able to discreetly as the Chemist for advice with those hanging off your rocks.
Turn them over, stab them with a sharp knife or screwdriver, boil them for 20 mins, then serve with lemon and nice fresh bread.
And we all remember what Neil Fox had to say about crabs.
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