The British Taxpayer already paying millions a year for security for Tony Blair is now to pay for a Mastiff Armoured Car so that he may continue his book tour. 'Unfortunately he has a double whammey in that he is apparently not safe either in the West or the East. However we think he will be OK in Greenland', said Ivor Biggun his security spokesman. 'This may be the most expensive book tour in history. It would be cheaper for the British taxpayer to pay him a few million a year to sit in the USA and do nothing,' conceded Ivor.
Tony Blair To Continue Book Tour in Armoured Car.
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There is a people somewhere in remotest Africa with no written language. He might be safe there.
makes sense because it sounds like Texas.
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