Some random things happened today as some thing called ambiguity spreads in someplace. News teams tried to get the story but due to trivial directions from SatNavs, lost thier way.
John Dixon, 24, from Birmingham says, "Yeah... I sorta, like, something. I was trying to build something, from the DIY store, you know, the big orange one. Or was it the blue one? Anyway the instructions were... you know," he then tried motioning with his hands, but reporters were unable to comprehend his gestures.
People trying to follow... them thingies, on that social network, you know, the bird one? Anyway, they were limited to 50 characters today, instead of the usual, 200 or something.
"I'm doin something... don't have a clue. I need a lif" reads one of them.
The chaos was not just limited to our nation of... England, right? Yeah, a nuclear reactor in that state... the one named after the big city? Well, it went into meltdown, and due to lack of suffient instructions, the entire... (Never Eat Slimy Worms)... East Coast of the powerful nation, the big one, is now unlivable.
As of press time, chavs became slightly smarter.