Police were called to a house in Droitwich yesterday after a shocked homeowner stumbled across pornographic images on his computer Internets.
Gareth Webb, 43, had logged on to the Internets while using his family's computer to do some harmless research when he made his shocking discovery. "I was appauled!" he told reporters. "I am a big fan of boxing, especially boxing between height challenged people, and I had been asked to write an article on boxing techniques for the parish newsletter.
"I decided to research the subject using Google and entered the words 'dwarf fisting' into the box. At first I was delighted to see that there were 137,000 pages on the subject.
"However, when I clicked on one of the links my jaw nearly hit the floor!
"The website contained disgusting pictures of a very graphic nature, none of which appeared to be about the noble art of boxing. Most were of dwarfs in various states of sexual arousal performing unspeakable acts on each other."
Mr Webb has two children, but he is seriously considering limiting their access to the Internets following his shock discovery.
"I don't feel it is safe anymore." he said. "My eldest daughter is working on a school domestic science project looking at the history of monochromatic images of baked desserts, but I stopped her just as she was about to search for 'black on white creamy pies. I'm scared of what she might find."