Im with the venerable Ms Aunt on this, I can count on the fingers of one hand the songs that I like
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberMrChigley'sAunt, I salute your honesty and bravery. I feel I can now stand tall and say, actually, they don't do anything for me either.
If I had to choose, I'd be a Stones gal every time.Posted 3 years ago # -
wallster
offlineMemberEdward, parachuting was a 'gift' from Mrs Wallster for my 40th. A day's training then I could throw myself out of a plane and land on my arse in a corn field. Great fun. Did it 3 times before my training expired. I'd recommend it to anyone with strong knees.
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ronseal
offlineMemberI tried to break the mold of stand up comedy intros by asking the audience "has anyone here been shagged up the arse by a catholic priest?"
Sadly, the punch line "No one here from my old school then" was drowned out by booing.
And some bloke furiously clanging a gong
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virtuallywill
offlineMemberI went to the same primary school as Sean Connery, and John Leslie, and the same secondary school as not one, but two Bay City Rollers.
I can understand you admiring the Rubettes LP Mr Hack "Sugar Baby love" will always be my second favourite single. Both are FACTPosted 3 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberYay!! V.Will, another one of us! (East Coaster I mean). Was through in your native City last week for a wee game of rugby. Still my most favourite city in the world.
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virtuallywill
offlineMemberI do love Edinburgh, though I live in far of Devon now, as a lad I wanted to be a Royal Mile tour guide when I grow up, I will have to see what happens when I do.
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virtuallywill
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This space has been left blank deliberately, this is part of ongoing work to improve the NewBiscuit experience.Posted 3 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberI've always said that when I win the lottery, I'm going to buy one of the Georgian Terraced houses in the New Town, having stayed at Tigerlily in George Street a few times. I love Dundee, and am proud of where I live, but the variety of everything in Edinburgh is fantastic. I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
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Mary Evans
offlineMember1) I was on Blue Peter when I was 11 because my school choir was singing to the Pope - and I have the Blue Peter Badge to prove it (fat lot of fecking use it has been - tried to use it once to get into Chessington World of Adventures and they wouldn't accept it).
2) Emma Bunton once stole some cheese from my husband.
3) I once had to go on a date with a five-foot man for a feature I was writing. When we hugged farewell at the end of the night, he head-butted my boobs.Posted 3 years ago # -
John Square
offlineMemberI once had to go on a date with a five-foot man for a feature I was writing.
There's a whole bunch of questions posed by that statement. Being stupidly lofty, I find short men funny- am I correct in thinking that your feature is evidence that women find them mirthsome?
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