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1. as i said the other night, i went to the sultan of brunei's birthday party, twice.
2. i was on the last plane out of hong kong's old airport and got a certificate for it (!)
3. i have published 38 books and more than 300 journal papers.Posted 3 years ago # -
Phew. I was worried no one would play for a bit then.
I can clearly be seen on the first "Bottom" live film. Right after the goat poison bit.
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I once volunteered to run across stage being chased by a naked man in a youth theatre play. And we performed under the same circus big top that was used in Octopussy.
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I headbutted an elderly lady in St Pauls cathedral.
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I was strip searched and violated at Ben Gurion airport by female Mossad security guards (fact)
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I met Van Morrison in about '64 or '65. I was in a band which shared a gig with Them* at the Queen's Hall, Barnstaple. It was from there that Van the Man travelled to Oxford and met up with Howard Marks and the gig got a passing mention in Marks' book Mr Nice.
[*Gloria, Here Comes The Night, Baby Please Don't Go, etc]
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...i don't want to be nosey, mr h, but in what way were you...er...violated?
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I have appeared in Scottish Tourism adverts filmed at Falkland Palace on two separate occasions. (FACT)
I have snogged a surprisingly large number of relatively famous people.(FACT)
My cousin-in-law is one of the producers behind Dead Calm, Babe, Happy Feet etc.(FACT)
Another cousin-in-law's wife was the mother of Veruca Salt in the recent Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. (FACT)Posted 3 years ago # -
Plucky - they shone an ultra-violet beam up his bottom. Are you a book publisher, then?
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Malgor- what band was it you were in, what did you play, and was it you mentioned by mr. Marks?
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mr gor, how do you know about mr hack's botty situation? no, i'm not a publisher, as i wouldn't get far on 38 books. i have just realised that you must be even older than me! xxx
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I was once wearing a large padded envelope on my head whilst doing an impression of Papa Smurf (for the amusement of colleagues) when Sir Geoffrey Pattie, the Under Secretary of State for Defence Procurement walked into the room.
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The band was called The Other Side, John - Tony MacDonnell on drums (who later became the drummer in The Humphrey Lyttleton Band), Dave Vallance on tenor sax (who later became the bass player in Gene Pitney's band), Mike Woodbridge on bass, Ron Whale the vocalist and me on guitar. Whoever I lent my copy of Mr Nice to, never gave it back, so I can't give you the quote; but, from memory, Marks described Van turning up at his rooms in Oxford in '64 or '65, 'having just travelled down from a gig in Barnstaple' (which was the only time Them ever played in North Devon). The Other Side were a rock-n-roll band. Our set included Good Golly Miss Molly, Long Tall Sally, Boney Malonie, and stuff of that ilk.
Plucky, I was only about 15 or 16 at the time, a good guitarist but maybe a bit naive as an Ilfracombe lad. I remember one of Them asked me 'Where's the scene round here?' and I said 'You could try the old road out of Combe Martin across Exmoor, there are some pleasant views up that way.'
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I have a signed Rubettes L.P
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Mr Gor - the track was called Boney Moronie, originally recorded by Larry Williams
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9rHlFxPeCQ
I used to play cricket with Peter Vaughan - Grouty from Porridge - and he always got caught at square leg!
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Then again Mr.Umpire..... http://en-gb.facebook.com/feroni
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Will - I defer to your greater knowledge. And anyone who is a fan of

can't be all bad.
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Who doesn't love the very hungry caterpillar?
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My owners waited until I was 14 months old before neutering me. Haven't missed a thing.
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Im a qualified canine behavioural therapist
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- My daughter was born on our 4th Wedding anniversary. So in 10.5 years time, her 21st Birthday will fall on the exact same day as the 25th Anniversary of our Wedding.
- And I have a cousin who managed to earn himself 2 Scotland International football caps. (and who is now a magaing partner of the players agency that represents Theo Walcott and David James.)
- I am named as an inventor on 10 issued U.S. patents (with several others filed or in the process of filing)
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I once made the winners' laurel garlands for a British Grand Prix.
I turned down the chance to interview Noel Gallagher of Oasis on their first UK tour.
I've watched a Space Shuttle launch at Cape Canaveral.Posted 3 years ago # -
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From the window at my dentist's surgery I watched the Challenger Space shuttle explode. My dentist and his hygenist, both Merkins, turned to me and asked: "What happened?"
I described for them what they had just seen. They didn't believe me. I knew we were all in for a rough ride, and quite soon.
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virtuallywill is edging it for me so far - class
Plucky - it involved a rubber glove and a finger. I thought you lived in Cardiff?
I was much younger - only young people can smuggle things analy. Too late now.Posted 3 years ago # -
I really, genuinely, don't like the Beatles.
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I once shared a hotel room with the producer of Led Zeppelin's Coda album. [FACT]
I once went shopping with Pippa the Postwoman from Wizardora. [FACT]
I'm married to the first cousin once removed of ex Squeeze drummer, Gilson Lavis. [FACT]
I've made 3 solo parachute jumps from 3500 feet. [FACT]
I'm a PC and Windows 7 was my idea. [Blatant lie]Posted 3 years ago # -
My dad nearly got shot by Robert Mugabe's henchmen (FACT)
We were at my sister's graduation in Edinburgh on the infamous occasion they were giving the old bastard an honorary degree (Mugabe, not dad, who is SO not an old bastard and who got his degree all by himself). Dad made the near-fatal mistake of deploying his Kodak Ektra camera from his pocket to his sights a little fast for Mugabe's thugs' liking, and the earth-slowing moment when they whipped round and their hands shot to the insides of their jackets will haunt me forever.Posted 3 years ago # -
Oh come on Chiggers. Their stuff varies so much, you can't dislike it all, surely?
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