Upon realising that the BBC has for some decades been struggling with a 'left wing bias', the last of the left wingers across Britain, having seen the destruction of their political ideals before their eyes, have begun to pray the BBC will now move in the other direction and develop a right wing bias.
"I can't say I've noticed the BBC left wing bias," said someone who understands politics slightly. "But if it existed, you can't help noticing the fact that left wing politics has been fucking nuked out of existence in this country over precisely the period of the alleged left wing bias."
The logical step then is for leftists to pray that the BBC will swing ever-rightward in the hope that this will result in the destruction of the right. "There's not much left of the left," said one old socialist with a look of despair in his eye. "There are more Jews in Poland than there are left wingers in this country. So I say let's get the BBC on the side of the right and see how they like it."
Meanwhile the satirical news website Newsbiscuit has been reported to Ofcom for an alleged satirical bias against biased reporting by biased newspapers owned by biased Australians obsessed with a biased BBC. Newsbiscuit denied the allegations but took the opportunity to call Rupert Murdoch a cunt.