Gaza interim leader Blair calls Gordon Brown in for "one last job"
The potential new Gaza authority interim leader, Tony Blair, is looking to bring in former Deputy and PM Gordon Brown for "one last job"....
'Uggi' Blair to reprise historic president's poodle act
"I am so very excited about the President's wonderful transitional peace plan for Gaza," gushed four-legged Tony Blair, lolling out his...
Burnum denies any leadership ambitions
Mancunius Burnum, one of the most popular members of the Roman senate, has denied that he is anything but 100% supportive of “that...
Shock and outrage as Farage reveals secret swan meat addiction shame
Reform UK leader, Nigel Farage, today revealed that his latest tirade about migrants eating swans in Royal Parks were in fact a...
Americans pray for Hurricane Imelda to hit Southern States
In a surprise move, Churches across the United States have been praying for Hurricane Imelda to make landfall and wreak destruction....
Man actually looking forward to Starmer’s speech
It was revealed today that a man is genuinely looking forward to Sir Keir Starmer’s party conference speech this afternoon. Colin Sawdust...
Russia appalled that politicians taking bribes is illegal
The Kremlin is disgusted at the massive mis-justice that Nathan Gill, the former leader of Reform UK Wales, who was always an upstanding...
Galloway irritated that he was collaborating with Russia before it was popular
George Galloway, detained by the UK authorities earlier this weekend, has released a statement noting that he was collaborating with the...
Digital ID to include Clubcard points
The government has added more information to the proposed mandatory Digital ID that will include the name, address, phone number, and NI...
Cockroaches hang themselves during Trump UN speech
An address from the US president has been so vacuous, rambling, incoherent and oozing with utter drivel that even the cockroaches couldn't take it any more.
