Sexual Persuasions and Religious Denominations under the International Court of Human Rights legislation. Despite limp wristed protests from various politicians it is assumed that very soon Manchester will become Everyonechester, Mansfield will become Anyonesfield, and the play ground of the rich and famous will become Isle of Multi-cultural Colour Acceptance.
A spokesman for the Isle of Wight was keen to point out that the name had nothing to do with colour at all and that the island was open to all people regardless of colour or creed "This Isle offers a warm welcome to everyone, including those of a non-reflective nature!"
Credit to Basil_B for the inspiration of whatever it maybe called (probably constipation)
