Financial green shoots were indicated today following reports from office workers that Canary Wharf colleague Jonathan Leadbetter had paid for a round of drinks without poncing off his mates.
Leadbetter's legendary borrowing in the current financial year slowed from a record high of £50 to £10 despite fellow drinkers forecasting he could never cut his deficit.
"We're accustomed to Jonathan ordering at the bar, albeit belatedly, then patting his pockets and saying: 'Can you help me out here, I'll see you all right tomorrow'," said a colleague. "When we saw he was about to splash the jolly old cash we all fucking ordered Flaming Ferraris. Woohoo! Recession? What recession?"
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