A relieved and very delighted Harriet Harman spoke to press outside The House of Lords this morning "I am relieved to have it made clear that at no point was the New New Labour Party connected in any way to the Pakistan Cricket Scandal, despite most peoples wishes and desires it is quite clearly apparent that we could never engage in any scandal involving 'No Balls' when we obviously have two very healthy ones!"
In a manner which could only be described as unabashed 'finger pointing' Harriet went on to shout at the awaiting scourge of the media World "My advice to the the scourge of the media world looking to unfairly tarnish the rise of New New Labour is to look elsewhere, for example at the Tory Party, who quite clearly have 'No Balls'!"
The Conservative Party said that they had already launched their own internal inquiry, naturally being conducted by William Vague who has become their 'internal investigations' supremo. William Hague claimed "It is of course a concern that we have 'no balls' especially when labour have 2 of them, as such a thorough investigation is under way as to how this could happen." "Any one found guilty of carrying out a policy of intentionally creating a 'no balls' situation will be summarily castrated and as such the problem will be succinctly resolved!!"
Oh... the New New Labour thing is credited to Snarkos by the way!