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Chilean FP tasteless.


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  • Started 2 years ago by rikkor
  • Latest reply from rikkor

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  • God bless the miners.
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  1. andhrimnir

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    I'm with our barking American friend on this. Well written it may be, but in my opinion it crosses a line of appropriateness.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  2. jp1885

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    I liked it, and that's all that matters.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  3. Golgo13

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    My first draft had implied cannibalism and human sacrifice too, but I took them out. That was partly an editorial decision (keep it simple), but also a feeling of it being inappropriate.

    So that shows that I have lines I don't want to cross too.

    Then, I guess, it boils down to where is that line, and whose line is it anyway...

    Posted 2 years ago #
  4. arrghgarry

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    There have been a lot worse on NB how would Nick Cleegg and his family feel if they saw some of the stuff written wbout them ? in Russia Putin has them shot

    Posted 2 years ago #
  5. Golgo13

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    I think it's generally agreed that politicians are fair game, as they are empowered and privileged and so on, so most attacks are OK. Like JP, I would draw the line at using a politician's miscarriages or a handicapped child as fodder, unless the politician in question has used their retarded baby as political capital. (Sarah Palin?)

    Posted 2 years ago #
  6. pinxit

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    Selwyn Gummer stuffing a hamburger down his daughter's throat at the height of the BSE scare.

    Now that was grotesque funny.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  7. IABP

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    I would say there's a follow up story to that pinxit. Where is she now etc
    She could be a contestant on the X factor - seems to be full of nutty women lately.
    Or big brother - seems to be full of nutty women lately.
    Or anywhere really - because the world seems to be full of nutty women lately.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  8. Snarkos

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    I would draw the line at using a politician's miscarriages or a handicapped child as fodder, unless the politician in question has used their retarded baby as political capital. (Sarah Palin?)

    I wouldn't.

    (David Cameron?)

    Posted 2 years ago #
  9. FormerlyAlOPecia

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    When ted Heath failed to get on the train in time, that was a Politician's misscarriage.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  10. StoopyDeGunt

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    It's all too Ace in the Hole for me.

    As long as those chileans are down that mineshaft, Rikkor has got the moral high ground.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  11. rikkor

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    Stoopy, I love ya like a fat kid loves cake.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  12. Quaz

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    "Rikkor has got the moral high ground."

    Wow, that must be a first around here. What's the view like from there Rikkor? Can you see into the bathroom window of that fit girl accross the street?

    Posted 2 years ago #
  13. rikkor

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    Yes, but I have to stand on the toilet and hoist myself up with two hands, which kind of kills the whole thing.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  14. Scroat

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    This conjures up rather disturbing images.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  15. arrghgarry

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    Rikko buy a hands free periscope

    Posted 2 years ago #
  16. Golgo13

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    Yeah, well, they're out now. I'm off the hook.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  17. rikkor

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    Stop resurrecting old subs. Now!

    Oh, I liked the "I left the iron on" Chilean miner sub. But, that was after they were rescued.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  18. Mr.3374

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    Don't think the "I left the iron on" sub would have worked if they were still down there, tbh.
    Notice the small cage they used to rescue them?
    That was so they could bring them up Juan by Juan....

    I'll get me coat.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  19. StoopyDeGunt

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    I just hope they remembered to clock out, or they won't get any overtime

    Posted 2 years ago #
  20. IABP

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    Did you notice their homes? They seem to live inside cages.
    No wonder they didn't feel trapped.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  21. Golgo13

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    Lovely to see one of my old FPs in the archive slot. I think I enjoyed the post FP fight even more than the actual piece though.

    Posted 8 months ago #
  22. ianslat

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    Maybe we should have a section for 'Rows & Flounces etc From The Archives'

    Posted 8 months ago #
  23. Al OPecia

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    Thank God Its Out, it's been trapped for a year down there......

    Posted 8 months ago #
  24. rikkor

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    I can't believe the stuff I wrote in this sub. What an angry not-too-young man I was. Kinda voice of his generation-ish.

    Posted 8 months ago #

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