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First that ginger twat Ed Sheeran has the whole of the hit parade* to himself with ten versions of his bland vomit, now Titfuck has seven of our top ten. Where did it all go wrong?
* - Other than maybe KateWritesStuff you're all old enough to know what the hit parade was. Don't pretend otherwise.
Newsbiscuit has come a long way since the days of Doran, Evans, Darkbill, Ludo, Genghis, Stan & Des, Westwell etc
It's been a strange journey....and here we are
TBF...75% of all content is generated by Titus...so it's only right he should have 75% of the Top10.
My theory is that one of the editors has £20 with Ladbrokes that Titus will get WOTM for August.
Otherwise, how else can it be explained?
75% of all content is generated by Titus...so it's only right he should have 75% of the Top10.
Nah, I'm just benefiting from NB's worthy attempt to be an equal-opportunities satirical website and one which, accordingly, is anxious to publish just as many contributions from posters with no talent and no sense of humour as it does from the rest of you.
nah nah nah nah nah - I'm number 1 ;0)
Doran, Evans, Darkbill, Ludo, Genghis, Stan & Des, Westwell etc
Strangely, many of these, and others, are now friends of mine on Facebook, but because they're using their real names, I can't remember who they were here.
Apart from Rick, Mary, and a couple of others.
Some kind soul has brought the official WotM page up-to-date, but the various blurbs have been trimmed, removing their (alleged) true names. Except for Mary Evans of course, and Kevin is pictured but not mentioned
The pic of Oxbridge putting something long & sausage-shaped into his mouth is a tad disturbing
Where are all these people ?
I'm not on Facebook so sadly I don't have any friends ;0(
The formula for getting in the top 10 perhaps doesn't help here - you can see it here.
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/faq/
If a story/sub gets a lot Of people voting on it (even if they all one star it) it is possible for it to get in the top 10. I've no idea what the minimum number of votes needed is (but suspect it may be five).
Would an easier formula for deciding on which get into the top 10 simply be the average score for any sub that gets at least three people starring it?
List is likely to be dominated by tickers then, but it is at the minute anyway
Sinnick - after winning WOTM you get culled, traditionally with an exploding mug, though austerity now means that J O'F is more likely to visit your house and kick you to death.
Some bright sparks (Oxy, Wren) managed to evade assassination, but most were taken out. I don't know why they do this, presumably it's a black widow sort of thing.
This might explain Titus's sudden popularity - somebody's upvoting him in the hope of a mercy killing.
@Titus
What I want to know is how bobbybigot and Dick Everyman managed to muscle in.
It's the guys in quality control taking charge...
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