The Editor of the The Sun, Britains most popular dailynewspaper has today acknowledged and admitted to defeat. "We sat there all weekend sipping our latte's and flicking through those pictures of short blonde fat girls with big paps that our readers really like, and could we hell come up with a headline that encompassed Blair Witch into the Blair Book phenomena!" "To be honest we couldn't actually even ascertain despite loads of phone calls why Lionel Blair has chosen to write his bloody memoirs, I mean who really gives a toss about some fairy faggot in ballet shoes?" "Or is that Wayne Sleep?"
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Popoular tabloid daily, The Sun declares a rare defeat!
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