pointless parts of the tourist loving (providing you don’t buy a holiday cottage) Welsh Countryside!
Steeped in mythical legends and mystical magic, the land of fire breathing evil Dragons, runes, witches and wizards living in dark cavernous, eerie and haunting caves and the home of giant, man eating, virgin shagging Troll’s with furrowed brows and hairy backs..
The Welsh Tourist board has today launched a new scheme to raise the income from their scenic routes throughout the land.
Whilst reviewing some old Penguin books left in the last will and testament of Lady Mary Shepherd a sharp eyed tourist board employee noticed an obscure reference (at first believed to be a spelling error) to a Troll. In typical welsh fashion they have now constructed a tissue of farcical lies and fiction bestowing national heritage status on the apparently endangered Troll’s!
Specific sections of roads will now be designated as Troll Roads and will have a state of the art fee payment system (a little old bloke dressed as an Elf in a wooden hut with some smoke coming from a faux fire). Encouraging tourists to spend even more of their highly desirable English £’s on pointless Welsh tourism.
The roads will feature runic signposts (actually the current Welsh Language ones with a bit of tinsel), scary ancient rocks and plants and a cast of thousands of extras dressed as medieval villagers going about their day to day business, including authentic and original scenes of gangs of torch bearing pheasants setting fire to specialy selected mock castles (nothing new there then!)..
