The sleek, white, low-rise model, will be individually hand crafted by virgins from rare giant pearls. As an added insentive, only the offical silk-fibre "bathroom tapestry" (with a tasteful, recurring pattern of bitten fruit) will be compatible with the automated "no blushing" flush feature. It will include a charging point for other white goods, and is expected to retail for your first child, or yacht.
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Jobs launches "iSh*te" toilet, marking success of all his other ovepriced cr@p
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