Presumably she wants the slippery little shit inside, pissing out.
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Posted 3 years ago #
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The tent is pitched at the bottom of a slope and the door is at its highest point.
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To be fair, the farmers will hate him as much as do the conservationists
WHAT IS SHE THINKING !!!???
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Maybe it was his raw sexual energy
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He seems like the outdoors type.
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FFS! What a total fucking prat!!
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Maybe she's trying to win back the student vote.
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If Gove is the answer....WTF was the question?
Tory policy seems to be....if in doubt, appoint someone who has already massively fucked upPosted 3 years ago # -
Well at least decision making will be quicker with zero input from experts.
Twat.
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You'll be telling me she appointed Boris to be Foreign Secretary next...
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Well, at least Andrea Loathsome has been mothballed (no, that's not a sexual euphemism) as Leader of the House in the Commons
Sorry, I may have sounded slightly optimistic then. Won't happen again
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Re-appointing Gove to the Cabinet is one U-turn from May that surely no-one could have predicted. She really does seem to be going out of her way to piss off as many of the electorate as she can.
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Gove. rumour is that Murdoch asked for it. however, much good his papers' support has done her. a further sign of her weakness. The Countryside Alliance has welcomed the appointment of "a big hitter". think that may have been a slight typo.
re Loathsome: alas Leader of the House may be an important job when balance of power is as delicate as this. didn't know she was famous for her diplomacy.
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meanwhile how about this for a reason for delaying the Queen's Speech? from the BBC website:
One of the reasons for the delay is also believed to be because the speech has to be written on goat's skin parchment paper, which takes a few days to dry - and the Tory negotiations with the DUP mean it cannot be ready in time.
you have got to be shitting me. how many goats have died so that all that waffle can be written on them?
anyway, it's to be hoped the govt have remembered they'll need a goat skin. perhaps they could send the new Environment Secretary out to catch one.
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it has to be written in the blood of a Cornish virgin...and then it has to be delivered by a three-eyed raven...
...to a man in buckled shoes and powdered wig...
then the Queen has to be wearing her Queen's Speech crown or the speech is void and a handmaiden would need to make up a potion of thistle pods and cherry bark to ward off evil spirits....
...while the rest of the world laughs its tits offPosted 3 years ago # -
Gove. rumour is that Murdoch asked for it. however, much good his papers' support has done her. a further sign of her weakness
I wonder if Murdoch wants Gove in place to act as 'kingmaker' for whoever replaces May?Posted 3 years ago # -
it has to be written in the blood of a Cornish virgin...and then it has to be delivered by a three-eyed raven...
...to a man in buckled shoes and powdered wig......no wonder they privatised Royal Mail
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I got a bit excited then when I thought it had to be written on gove skin - the perils of block reading ...
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...to a man in buckled shoes and powdered wig...
Lily Savage ?
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His voting record on Climate Change is pretty shabby:
https://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/11858/michael_gove/surrey_heath/divisions?policy=1030
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There has to be some compelling reason. They absolutely hate each other's guts.
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Environmental issues:
https://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/11858/michael_gove/surrey_heath/votes#environment
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Is Gove now Boris' enemy or friend? I got lost a while back.
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I think Gove is a politician's politician. He is quintessential Westminster with a Capital W and a silent 'anker'.
Very well connected with the press.
Utterly ruthless and ambitious.
Clever.
Bold, in terms of willing to pick a fight with anyone. The other politicians must watch him like the general public watch Eastenders, just waiting for the next tragedy or conflict to arise.
Can prepare himself and present himself very capably on any brief (I thought he came over extremely well on the Today programme this morning, having had a day and a half in a new department and with the background of his known fall outs with May, and the Boris betrayal, he had some shit to plough through and he came across very capable and sincere. You'd have to have know what an utter weasel he was beforehand to realise it was the same person).Posted 3 years ago #
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