Too easy to become an MP in the UK, say benefit claimants
Benefit claimants say that it is too easy for people to become an MP in the UK, as they set out proposals to make the process tougher. A...
Decisive Trump immediately demands Putin to reply to him within 50 days if that's ok with him
In a striking, powerful move, epitomising strength and certainty, Trump has given Putin only 50 days to reply to his Peace Deal...
BBC funding model to be more widely adopted
It was announced today, to general shouts of acclamation, that “the unique way the BBC is funded” will no longer be unique. From now on,...
National Trust suspends Keir Starmer's membership
The National Trust has voted to suspend Prime Minister Keir Starmer over his role in increasing National Insurance contributions. Members...
Sesame Street Raided by ICE
Following the suspension of Elmo's Twitter account for a series of antisemitic and racist posts blamed on a hacker, Immigration and...
Palestine Action avoid ban by joining Epstein list
The group’s spokesperson confirmed: ‘You can’t be a proscribed a terror group, if you don’t exist.’ Officials at the Home Office have...
Unite suspends 86 MPs
After suspending Angela Raynor, the Unite union has decided to suspend the memberships of all 86 of the Labour MPs that it supports. A...
‘Schrödinger's cat’ metaphor replaced by ‘Epstein’s List’
The thought experiment derived by Erwin Schrödinger in which a hypothetical cat is both alive and dead at the same time has been...
Wicked Witch of the West faces backlash over disability defence
The former Flying Monkey Wrangler, Elphaba Thropp, is facing criticism from the Lollipop Guild and the Lullaby League after she appeared...
Is the Chancellors Growth Plan just a blank sheet of paper?
The Chancellor's Growth Plan has been dramatically leaked from No. 11 Downing Street. The police have been brought in and are...
