No, really, put it out, quick...
Lovely brace of FPs. Made me smile in the thankless, small hours of the night as my breasts were masticated by a small, bald entity. I really must teach Mr Mary some better night-time etiquette...
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No, really, put it out, quick...
Lovely brace of FPs. Made me smile in the thankless, small hours of the night as my breasts were masticated by a small, bald entity. I really must teach Mr Mary some better night-time etiquette...
Thanks Mary,
Very glad to be of service. Now, please put your breasts away just for a moment and get back to the subs board... Maternity leave. I ask you. It's political correctness gone mad.
Give your husband and baby some time at those breasts as well.
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