in response to appeals from the Government of Chile for assistance in rescuing the trapped miners, Boris Johnson has this morning offered to cause Bank Holiday chaos by diverting the Central Line across to Chile.
Boris belives passionately in the supremacy of the London Transport system and thinks it is ultimately capable of solving most of the modern worlds challenges. He spoke to press from his home earlier today "Well, come on, how hard can it be really to just divert it a bit further!" "After all, its already underground which is the biggest challenge here, Isambard Kingdon Brunel wouldn't have hesitated to give it a go!"
