Proof that Newsbiscuit produces the news before it happens. Remember ianslats great sub http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/08/21/gang-initiation-tests-getting-easier-critics-claim/ and here is the real article over a week earlier. Brilliant!
This is really funny, but try as I might I can't think how to make it any funnier, I think it stands on its own merits.. I particularly like the advice about watching out for your children showing an allegiance to a post-code.. "Oh, darling I am concerned, little Johnny has a framed photo of our postcode above his bed again...!"
Any suggestions? Real story here -