NewsBiscuit : Oddie to build on success of Badger Watch with Badger Belt and Cufflinks Set

Oddie to build on success of Badger Watch with Badger Belt and Cufflinks Set

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dicky37

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[More soon. Perhaps even a Badger tie...]

Posted 9 years ago #
SingingHinny

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How about a widescreen high definition badger TB? Gave an early morning snort, cheers!

Posted 9 years ago #
IABP

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'To set the time depress button A'
So I stuck it in a room with Bill Oddie.

Posted 9 years ago #
Sharpehunter

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Simply - brilliantly funny! 5*

Posted 9 years ago #
Ostsee

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Shaving brushes are usually made from badger hair. Does anyone know how they collect the badger hair?

Posted 9 years ago #
IABP

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They lure them to China with the promise of a free TB vaccination.

Posted 9 years ago #
riesler

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If they shave badgers to make shaving brushes, how do they apply the lather to the badger? Chicken and egg? Pah!

Posted 9 years ago #
Ostsee

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The mystery deepens.

Posted 9 years ago #
Sharpehunter

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Isn't that what barbed wire is for all over our fields.. to collect hair from badgers and cause children to get whipped for yet again ripping their new school trousers.. Brilliant product, whoever invented it should get a Nobel Prize of some sort!

Posted 9 years ago #

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